fart ‘n furious

I noticed in the Greenpoint Ave. subway station that someone shares my opinion about any movie that Vin Diesel is in. 

what’s up, mack?

Jessica M. says this about her first submission: 

Mack had some trouble eating our fancy hors d’oeuvres at Christmas.

the party is over

When I cross my legs my thigh gets lumpy.

targeted marketing

Thanks Ronan.

la republica dominicana

I’m back. Yay. 

I haven’t spent much time in Latin America or the Caribbean, but after visiting the Dominican Republic, I can say that I am a big fan of both. Below are some mobile pictures I took at the tail end of my trip at Naturas Cabanas in Cabarete, an eco-friendly destination complete with a yoga temple, private beach and some of the best goddamn mojitos I have ever tasted. A little bit Gilligan’s Island, a little bit Lost…sigh…back to Greenpoint, which is a lot David Lynch. Well, that’s not so bad I suppose. 

wha? no postings for a while?

I’m leaving for the Dominican Republic today for a much needed vacay. This means that my blogging will be limited, but don’t be SAD! I will have plenty of new mobile pictures to post, and hopefully you guys will continue to send me yours. Zafa!

poker puppy

Dottie, the dapple honey, returns. As she grows older, she’s acquired certain tastes akin to her human mother, including but not limited to white wine spritzers, cashmere and gambling. Enter poker puppy…

Thanks Vicky B.

growing up new york

Can someone please take this little girl out for a walk? 

Thanks Rachel.

round round round

Dee sent in this mobile photo of record shopping with her DJ girlfriend, thinking that she’s some kind of Lindsey Lohan or something. 

Makes me wish I were going to SXSW this week.

happy st. patrick’s day