the charm of the chain

Hope you enjoy your appletini and apps sampler while this creepy kangaroo channels the death bunny from Donnie Darko.

Thanks Chris.

this chick’s got dick

Thanks Keith.

this truck’s got balls

Hopefully this pair won’t get road burn. 

Let’s zoom in, shall we?

Thanks Dee.

weekend jubilation

It’s the weekend! Go get some sun for the love of god. 

flushing meadow park

A recent bike ride to Flushing Meadow Park, the site of the 1964/65 World’s Fair. 

Thanks Vicky.

please practice caution so as not to roll over pepaw

This sign solidifies the Japanese as taking the lead in forward thinking towards geriatric care. 

Thanks Andrew.

the i-really-don’t-want-to-be-on-camera face

random nights for people in their early thirties

One of the great things about living in New York is that you have the power to make your nights whatever you choose them to be. Part of the greatness in this is also that almost always halfway through your evening, an unpredictable event or person will pop into your night, thus changing the course of your intended goals all together. Such a night happened to me last week when my friend offered me a free ticket to see Alfred Hitchcock’s 39 Steps on Broadway. I quickly remembered that I have never been a fan of the theatre, per se, halfway through the show, and we hastily left during intermission. The tourist mania took hold of us, and we both hopped onto a bike rickshaw without really knowing why. There we met Dimitri, who just moved to New York 4 days prior from Russia. We apologized that our dinner consisted of jalapeno poppers, fried calamari and two pints of beer, and wished that we were tiny Asian women to alleviate the poor Russian. Once dropped off near Union Square, we wandered around in search of a bar, but since becoming a Brooklynite, I do not have the faintest idea of where people go to drink in Manhattan that isn’t a complete shit pit. So we ended up stopping by a friend’s house that we just happened to be passing by, and drank oodles of Trump vodka. We also met the roommate of my friend, who was eager to show off his large pencil. The night ended with a delicious slice from Artichoke, and a hearty laugh at this girl showing off her goods. Oh boy, the fun never ends!

her little pony, dental patient edition

This cutie decided to perform emergency oral surgery on her Little Pony. I suppose that is more normal than when I had He-Man and Skeletor gang bang Evil-lyn. 

Thanks Maya.

underground personalities

Some underground personalities that are of interest:

Diggin’ the poodle do on this young lady. 

This man looks like he has big plans, and could easily have been a character in a David Lynch film.

And this woman had to let her pussy out of the bag so it could get some fresh air. Meow. 

Thanks Keith.