it’s all relative: flossie

I have always loved this picture of my mom. It really captures her innocence and beauty. And yes, her real name is Flossie.

weekend jubilation

It’s the weekend. Flip the fuck out…

Thanks Davinia.

undiscovered treasures from home: my tape collection

I get so weak in the knees….when I look back at my tape collection. TLC, SWV and just about any other acronym for an all black female vocal group are here. I was pushin’ it, creepin’ around and sweating it baby all throughout the 90’s. Let the music take control…

bang into gear

A recent visit to an auto supply store was marked with excitement by the discovery of the Pistol Shifter, the perfect accessory for trigger-happy drivers with dreams of blowing up that asshole’s brains who just cut you off.

ciera slut

Perhaps slutting up the name is a good marketing ploy to bring back the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera?

Thanks Lauren.

orange spice jell-o treat

Vicky’s mom’s Jell-O recipe of orange Jell-O with peaches, cinnamon, cloves, vinegar and rum “sold out” in record time.

undiscovered treasures from home

My parents think that Fox News is the most unbiased reporting on television, so I should not have been surprised to see that this “autographed” photo of George Bush and his ho was still on display in their home. The only comfort that can be taken from this is that in an uncertain world, some things really do stay the same.

rolling back to the edge of reason

I was quite amazed at Wal-Mart’s unbelievable prices the other day. One dollar for Cheese Nips? They rolled back their prices to a place I didn’t think they could go…daaaamn.

shake it, don’t break it, took yer momma nine months to make it

Maya has some fun with the Shake It Photo app. A nice substitution for Polaroids…for now.

super size it

Sometimes there just is not enough coffee for Mondays…

Thanks Keith.