weekend jubilation

The weekend comes early this week. Be patriotic!

who said there wasn’t ever a thing as a free lunch?

A series of free lunches were offered to me by my friend Fabiana as a I’m-sorry-you-were-laid-off-and-I-am-here-to-support-you gesture. I regretfully did not snap a mobile picture of the first one, but was able to document the second one which took place at Republic on Union Square. I had the glass noodles with chicken, and a nice little mojito to wash it down. Being unemployed never tasted so good…mmmmm….mmmmm. 

cocks n’ condiments

How about a little Grey Poupon for that Jonas brother cock? 

Thanks Dee.

serenity now!

John has this to say about his recent submission:

All of these pictures are from the Fuller Gardens. They had the most incredible rose gardens I’ve ever seen. It felt like Alice in Wonderland. There was a really amazing green house with all sorts of suculents too. Then you walked down a bath to this canopy of fir trees that had pruned to form a giant dome – basically a living shelter. Inside was a magical japanese garden with a koi pond. The koi were well over a foot long. It was funny to think how just a week prior I was looking at the koi pond application on my friend’s iphone and going “oooo!” and here it was in real life, so serene and beautiful. And then I wished I could run up the bamboo like in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. 

the mobile self portrait: lans

1. What was the inspiration behind your self-portrait? 

Superman II where the villains are stuck in those glass things floating around.  

2. Have you ever taken a dirty mobile picture of yourself?

Not really.  

3. What advice do you have for aspiring mobile photographers? 

See it and click it! 

boner

Davinia was closing up shop the other night and discovered this gem. 

is that your face or does your butt have teeth?

For all you ass lovers, and I know there is a lot of you out there, you can own a lovely furry deer butt to mount on your walls at the local taxidermy shop in the Adirondacks for just $185. 

For more adventurous types, try out the famed Adirondack Monkey for $295. Sometimes my ass looks like this too on certain occasions, particularly after eating Mexican. 

crime scene jell-o

Please….don’t eat the evidence. 

Thanks Vicky.