For those of you that don’t know, The Real Housewives of New York (and Jersey) is the most riveting and compelling television show on today, if you don’t count reruns of The Golden Girls. So when Molly sent in this picture of Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen in the Hamptons, I nearly shat myself. The icing on the cake is the mystery man-diva that they are posing with. It looks like he just cut off the wheels to his roller skates and pinned his grandmother’s curtain around his neck. Slap on some Murray’s Pomade, and you have an instant diva rubbing elbows with the rich and “famous.” Poor François and Johan…
