one more day….

Until the streets are overrun by thieves and whores, goblins and ghouls, JonBenet Ramseys and Oksana Baiuls, Linda Carters and Hulk Hogans…..

 

queen of the jungle

Safari dress. Check. Pussy in hand. Check. Attitude. CHECK!!

Thanks Meg.

happy columbus day

Thanks Chris.

happy labor day

Thanks Butchy.

fresh coconuts

Looking for some cool, nourishing refreshment to quench your thirst in the sweltering August heat? Look no further than your local bodega, serving up only the freshest and largest coconuts in town!

Thanks Maya.

dress code

Ronan’s mobile picture makes a clear statement about how one should be dressed…

…but fails to mention whether the Snuggie, Wild Side edition, is appropriate attire for said public house.  I, for one, am a fan. 

Thanks Kaela and Ronan.

it’s a car wash ladies and gentlemen!

Who doesn’t love some fringe in the morning? This woman means to start the week off right and is doing it in style. John snapped this mobile pic using the “Shake It Photo” app for the iPhone, producing mobile pictures that have a vintage Polaroid feel to them, which is appropriate because this woman’s outfit is fiercely 70’s. 

keeping it real, keeping it fierce

For those of you that don’t know, The Real Housewives of New York (and Jersey)  is the most riveting and compelling television show on today, if you don’t count reruns of The Golden Girls.  So when Molly sent in this picture of Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen in the Hamptons, I nearly shat myself. The icing on the cake is the mystery man-diva that they are posing with. It looks like he just cut off the wheels to his roller skates and pinned his grandmother’s curtain around his neck. Slap on some Murray’s Pomade, and you have an instant diva rubbing elbows with the rich and “famous.”  Poor François and Johan… 

fat kids are harder to kidnap

Ronan recently snapped this truism on a t-shirt. Moms, get the Twinkies out. 

pen15 club

Dave writes that this is probably the first time someone has joined the Pen 15 club with a Cartier pen. This is what we like to call maturity…