seriously?

I was delighted when I spotted the Young Einstein soundtrack on vinyl on the way to the laundromat this morning. I have to admit that I was surprised and disappointed when Yahoo Serious’s career failed to take off here in the states. At least we have Carrot Top as a close substitute. 

evil dead II

SummerScreen in McCarren Park presented the classic Evil Dead II last night to an enthusiastic crowd. My only advice for anyone going to see these outdoor films is to bring your own folding chair because your cankles will suffer by sitting on the concrete for 2 hours. Oh, and bring your own booze. 

Thanks Maya.

the charm of the chain

Hope you enjoy your appletini and apps sampler while this creepy kangaroo channels the death bunny from Donnie Darko.

Thanks Chris.

cyclops

Here’s a mobile photo of Max getting ready for a Clash of the Titans party, one of my favorite movies ever. The stop-motion and claymation special effects are so much more endearing than the things movies are made of today. God….I sound old. Release the Kraken!!

if i were a whale, i would have a very, very large penis

You must watch the new season of Green Porno with Isabella Rossellini, in which among other things you see her sporting a massive paper mache whale penis. She’s ready to mate…

scream blacula scream

I just watched a cult classic on Netflix, Scream Blacula Scream. Though not a pivotal Pam Grier performance, I do recommend it for some great campy blaxploitation fun. Here are some mobile pictures I took while watching it.