pumpkins, pumpkins, pumpkins

As Halloween becomes a distant memory, let us take a look at some of the best pumpkins this side of the Mason-Dixon line. 

Little impaled cuties by David. 

Marty had a pumpkin carving contest at his work last week. Some standouts….

OCTOMOM!

SWINE FLU!

SOMALI PIRATES!

And finally Gabe captured the quintessential cute pumpkin. Awwww….

halloween recap

Here’s to the great, imaginative costumes that make Halloween so special every year….and to you people that insist on being sexy versions of something or another, please consider skipping your annual trip to Ricky’s next year. 

Thanks Dee, Sam, Kaela, Gwen & Aaron.

the preferred method to trick or treating

Thanks Melissa.

john n’ kate plus basketball…

It’s scarier than you would think….

halloween, i love you!

Happy Halloween from Mobile Pictures.

Thanks Nicola.

you don’t have to be alive to get your point across

I spotted these witty tombstones next to the Carnival of Carnage in Clinton Hill yesterday. I would want my epitaph to read “I lived for X amount of years and all I got was this lousy tombstone.”

carnival of carnage

Be sure to stop by 313 Clinton Avenue in Clinton Hill tomorrow to witness the CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE. Shows are every half hour on Halloween night. 

one more day….

Until the streets are overrun by thieves and whores, goblins and ghouls, JonBenet Ramseys and Oksana Baiuls, Linda Carters and Hulk Hogans…..

 

two more days until halloween….

Thanks Anelka.

cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

Thanks Dee.